Someone who has done something rude, offensive, or otherwise unpleasant by your standards. Often times, "jerk" simply does not qualify as the proper "dis" so jerk face must be used. Derived from the english words "jerk" and face".
by Nostradamus August 12, 2004
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by Heez July 6, 2007
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Someone who lives in Tinley Park and thinks that he is the coolest person alive and can bag on everyone, but is really a loser with no life and a sick, twisted mind.
by i<3napervillians November 9, 2011
Get the Tinley Park jerk mug.To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar June 6, 2011
Get the Tear Jerker mug.A motion done with the hand simulating
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
masturbation. Instead of just conveying an
opinion of someone, it can also be used to convey
to a friend or co-worker what a complete and
utter waste of time something is (or was).
Joe: So how do feel about spending two days
preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?
Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face
and performs the air jerk)
preparing for a meeting and then it's cancelled?
Moe: (simultaneously rolls eyes, makes a wry face
and performs the air jerk)
by Hey Moe! July 17, 2009
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by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009
Get the Alley Jerked mug.A webmaster lingo for a website that redirects traffic from one website to a circle of websites, to "jerk" or otherwise pester the surfer to eventually purchase something due to frustration of being redirected from page to page that lacks content. Porn TGP are commonly known to employ circle jerk tactics.
Google "TGP porn" and see how hard it is to get to the page you really want. Few TGP are legitimate like thehun that don't have circle jerk scripts.
by flashbang65535 October 26, 2006
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