When someone becomes a convert to a position that they previously rejected via their actions. Especially a change in position due to some financial or political gain.
The Republicans got Jesus on the deficit only when they lost the last election. Up until then they were drunken sailors in a whore house saloon.
by xi_32 February 16, 2009
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When a girl is so hot, your literally willing to go through 2-3 years of sex free courtship and marriage just to have sex with her.
Man Dave, do you really think Megan has a Wait-for-Jesus body? Haven't you been dating that chick for a year without so much as a drunken handjob?
by fupa-hunter April 24, 2010
Get the Wait-for-Jesus Body mug.A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.
Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.
"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"
"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"
"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"
"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"
"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"
"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"
by wseroyer April 15, 2009
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