jadelys

A bitch but a great friend

Jadelys Is such a bitch but a great friend

by ICANTDOTHIS March 25, 2020

Jaded

Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.

Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then

by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 10, 2021

Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕

Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒

by Chass999 March 5, 2023

Jade Van Tonder

Jade Van Tonder is a simp especially for Catra She-Ra

Person1:who’s Jade Van Tonder?
Person2:she’s that simp for Catra.

by MermistaSimp July 4, 2021

Jade

a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.

1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!

by Cameron Chambers April 13, 2020

ava jade smith

She is a funny girl. She has blond hair and blue eyes and she’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. She smart and she’s beautiful and talented.

Man 1 I just saw this most beautiful girl

Man 2 I bet her name is Ava Jade Smith

by Javade January 20, 2018

Jade

When an IT item is 'bad' or turned green aka tampered with. Typically when an automated server is messed with by a human making it turns jade. Also known as drift.

this is a smaller part of the ranking system of automated infrastructure.

Gold=good, bronze=degraded, green=jade

When the system admin signs onto the server and jade it up.

by lxlemonsxl March 24, 2021