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Michael Jackson'd 

When you can't keep your seat
cause your dancing feet
are addicted to the beat
body's popping to the heat
of the monster thrilla beat
you've been Jackson'd complete!
The men and women at the club who were Michael Jackson'd
took over the dance floor with their electrifying moves and their rendition of the Thriller dance!
Michael Jackson'd by Joy Dancer December 10, 2012

Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.

Dirty Jack 

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.
Yeah he was with Grace last night. He pulled a proper Dirty Jack though.
Dirty Jack by AyeLad April 15, 2020

Cobra (Michael Jackson) 

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!

jack davenport 

Repeatedly plays sexually-repressed characters such as James Norrington and Steve from Couplings. British actor with the ability to show-not-tell. Also has a large female fanbase.
Movie-goer: "Did you see Pirates of the Caribbean?"
Friend: "Yeah, why?"
Movie-goer: "Jack Davenport is in it. OHMYGOD, he was awesome!"
jack davenport by a nouny mouse September 8, 2007

Michael Jackson 

One of the most beautiful souls to ever grace planet earth.
Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017