porn trap

When you are trapped in a number of porn sites.

This usually occurs when you click on an image or video in a porn site and another site pops up and you click again and another pops up.

You eventually end up with several galleries of ass.

Bob didn't know he was in a porn trap. He kept saying just one more as he clicked on image after image.

by Fishy Ninjas March 4, 2010

trap app

a facebook app that is spam, that doesnt do anything but spam others.

hey did you just comment my picture? it says to you did
no?
it says join this picture app to view the comments
must be a trap app

by \\<WING>// January 27, 2010

Caesar trap

An unexpected dip or hole in a snow slope that catches unsuspecting skiers or snowboarders off-guard resulting in a fall into the hole. It is as if they were pining for a drink right about now and they hallucinated that there was a Bloody Caesar in the hole.

Peto, this will be a killer run, but watch out for those caesar traps!

by chatterphil December 28, 2010

High Trap

Something caused by sober people to set up high people to laugh at high people. High people may be able to see this trap, but only after many failed attempts.

Walmart is such a high trap.
While failing at the wii, I found that I was caught in a high trap.

by QueenofBeast January 14, 2011

The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.

The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.

by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011

status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.

when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.

by loopus November 8, 2010

Seminal Trappings

artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era male pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for male musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of female musicians if the faux-testosterone level is deemed beyond the “Vaginal Moanings” term assigned to the same music.

Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Matchbox 20.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Seminal Trappings of Amy Winehouse and KT Tunstall.

by John Wesley February 6, 2008