plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.

-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"

by HH8 November 26, 2010

book of face

another name for facebook

i love the book of face

by moneymiller November 16, 2010

Windex Face

A person that's parents used to much Windex on the sliding glass door so they walked into it all the time.

She has a Windex Face.

by WESt9891 November 28, 2011

face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"

Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF

by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013

face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.

Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.

by ekamarie April 6, 2010

Ring Face

A look of pure drunken horror involving unnatural facial contortions and a gaping, twisted mouth.

"We killed that bottle of Stroika, and then you couldn't lose the Ring Face all night!"

by TheKidDynamite October 28, 2009

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009