pocket cuban

A tiny Cuban, usually female, that is small enough in stature that they could probably fit in your pocket.

Maritza, you're my favorite Pocket Cuban!

*holds open pocket*
Hop in, we're going shopping.

by LexiStripes November 8, 2018

mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.

“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”

by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017

pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

Pocket Nude

When you send a nude by accident. Instead of a pocket call its a pocket nude.

Oops im sorry grandma , I accidentally sent you a pocket nude.

by lisamarial March 7, 2022

Vodka Pocket

When you drink a mixed drink and hit a concentrated amount of straight alcohol.

Person 1: why is Alex’s face so scrunched up?
Person 2: I bet he hit a vodka pocket

by Willy_billy_boy November 19, 2020

Naked pocket

Leaving the house with nothing in your pocket

Oh no I have naked pockets

by Chawky December 23, 2018

Pocket Lottery

Finding unexpected cash in your pockets.

Sweet, a $20! Pocket lottery.

by Laxonyou911 January 17, 2010