Paper Heart

What Scott Weiland doesn't want you to cut out.

Don't cut out my paper heart, I ain't dyin' anyway.

by Cheetos JK March 18, 2017

paper mache

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

by Court Sullivan September 19, 2006

papered up

Gaining a degree by nefarious methods.

So that's how you papered up. I always wondered how you got a degree. You paid Moishe to write your thesis.

by RopeyTwo December 01, 2013

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

white paper

a brain dump to start conversation

I wrote a white paper.

by JRJB February 16, 2006

Paper cut

The most annoying fucking in the world when you touch paper.

Random guy- Hey I need paper for the printer
Random guy 2- Alright *Grabs paper* I Got i-*Gets a paper cut*FUCK

by Xshoc August 22, 2017

Paper trail

That piece of toilet paper that rolls up like a cigar and falls on the floor when you're wiping.

I had a great poop except for the 2 paper trails. Had to pick those up so Carla wouldn't see them.

by Harryarse June 24, 2018