hump the deck

When you're compelled to say "jump the deck" but then hit the "h" key instead of the "j" key.

As Metal Shadow 666 would say.

Dude: HIT THE DECK!
Dude 2 goes to hump the deck
Dude: O_o
Dude 2: jump*

by Duuur November 9, 2008

humpdump

The act of following these steps:

1) Ask a hot girl out.
2) Fuck her.
3) Dump her.

Hey man! I gave Courtney the good old humpdump!

by johnr69 March 24, 2009

Hump by a Rhino

The thrusting of someones knee into another persons anus.

Dude! Did you see me give that mail room clerk a Hump by a Rhino? I think I broke the mans butt!

by CatSEWER October 18, 2009

ecky hump

Ancient lancastrian ritual performed between two members of opposing sexes, in extreme circumstances involving a black pudding or a similar shaped object.

Get drunk in Blackpool - You will soon experience an ecky hump for yourself. If you don't, then there must be something wrong with you.

by blackpoolbabe April 24, 2007

ass hump

A male with the uncanny ability to turn his charm on and off as it benefits him. He will fuck you hard one minute then dismiss you and your feelings for him. He is more than just a player. He posses an amazing smile, the distinct art of conversation, bedroom eyes, a kissing master and more than adequate below the belt.

I just want a good man, especially after dating that ass hump Clayton.

by pas'mom December 16, 2018

camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.

I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.

by zack February 23, 2003

hummy

hummy is another word for "what"

Hey man, I'm not gay, but I want lick your butthole.

HUMMY?

by Bruh April 28, 2006