Human Puzzle

The act of spooning, where ones body contours to anothers, forming an "interlocking" puzzle

Ya man, she completed the human puzzle while we were spooning on the couch!

by mr.healthteacher December 18, 2012

human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.

"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"

by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball

hey your girl is such a human yoga ball

by Timperz August 9, 2016

human pile

A group of at least 2 or more people piling up on each other.

Me and my friends made a human pile

by MLGPugMaster January 13, 2017

Human fridge

A unit of a human that causes exacerbation and distress to colleagues and other unfortunate humans of which it chooses to interact. Commonly referred to as a tank or big old slut, the human fridge is one of which should be avoided at all costs. Nothing comes good of the human fridge.

I hate the human fridge

by NewyIsMassiv March 14, 2017

human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.

Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!

by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017