horse play

pretending you are horses during sex and being referred to as a rowdy thoroughbred!

man, thorouhbred is what she said when we were horse playing around in the back of my truck bed

by L on a stick February 12, 2006

horse face

A woman who looks like Chelsea Clinton.

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Dead Horses

Rap crew from SF bay during the early 2000's

Dead Horses in the house tonight I hear they brought hott fire

by Tim L from Nevada City March 22, 2009

Horse-an-itis

A 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). Once infected the carrier can pass it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via Cell Phones can have an increased chance of catching Horse-an-itis).

The known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): Enlargement of the Clitoris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to pass to the after-life and being forced to be a homosexual-ghost. Said ghosts can only contact the living homosexuals.

Tom: So, What happened to Rick?
Grant: Not really sure, I heard he caught Horse-an-itis Disease.
Tom: Really?

Grant: Yeah, he some Ghost told me in my sleep.
Tom: I see.

by Dr. Ralf March 13, 2010

Horse slapped

Picture yourself getting bucked in the face by a horse.

Now picture the same thing, but with a black man. And he's using his penis.

Shit dawg, that nucka got horse slapped. that's wack.

by xBetsyx September 7, 2005

Skyrim-horsing

The act of jumping up unscalable mountains or verticle walls. The word originates from a horses ability in Skyrim to jump up unscaleable mountains.

While I was climbing mt. Everest, I decided to partake in the ancient tradition of Skyrim-horsing

by Yuumu May 19, 2018

horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.

Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt

by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006