when a man riding a moose wraps his skin flute in ham (aka canadian bacon) and flaunts it in front of a brigade of canadian mounties while simultaneously pleasuring celine dion (a canadian) with a hockey stick covered in maple leaves
guy #1: how'd things go last night with Trish?
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
guy #2: not great. gave her the old Canada's History and now i've been slapped with 47 misdemeanors.
by STL Dark Knight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act in which one partner dons moose antlers and then headbutts the other partner's rectum. If they miss the first time, they keep trying until one of the tines is solidly in place. Pure maple syrup is used as a lube. Both partners must alternate between making moose noises and singing "O, Canada!" After they have worked up a thick pulp of syrup and shit particles, they drain the resulting mixture into the Stanley Cup and share the delicious drink.
"Want a drink?"
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
"No, I'm still full from that Canada's History I had earlier."
"So that explains why you're not sitting down."
by Rudyred February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.
by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jjd241 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.