Black Hawes 

A dyke in our friend group that can’t stop getting stiffy’s from fat chicks and 12 year olds.

Hey, anyone know where black hawes is?? i’ve been hearing yelling from his bedroom for the past few nights.

Black Hawes by Fatty420699 March 9, 2022

Tony Hawk Phenomenon

Prominently known from tony hawks interactions with the people; where person A believes person B to look like a celebrity, when it turns out, that person B is that celebrity.

These interactions would happen on a mass scale of ‘fans’ mistaking the celebrity for a lookalike.

Fan: “has anyone ever told you that you look like tony hawk?”

Tony hawk: “yeah I’ve heard that a few times before.”

(Example of the Tony hawk phenomenon)

Tony Hawk Phenomenon by Llupeyy March 30, 2022

Ham-hawked 

Is when someone is completely obliterated

Drunk,high, and or both ham-hawked

Damn Derrek is completely ham-hawked

Ham-hawked by Chimey chonga May 8, 2022

Jake Hawkins

Fat Gay horny sexy pest who watches gay porn on the daily and fucks dead swans

guy 1: who are you?
Jake Hawkins: I’m the fat greasy swan fucker

Jake Hawkins by Fsquared June 6, 2022

The hacksaw ridge 

A sex act in which one swiftly pulls out while on the precipice of climax, and instead of finishing, assumes a tactical cover position, followed by a full retreat back to his/her mother's basement.

God damnit Chadly! Not the Hacksaw ridge again! I haven't finished in weeks!

The hacksaw ridge by Ibiwankanblowmii June 25, 2022

Semen Hawking 

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

Semen Hawking by anonymous November 25, 2022

Semen Hawking 

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.

The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.

Semen Hawking by wammywammy November 25, 2022