grass

Grass. Grass gives you bitches. Aiden will steal them, dip shit

Ted:"you touch grass, you get bitches. Aiden will steal them"
Tod:"WHAT YOU ASSHOLE?!?!?!???!??!!!?!??!?!?!?"

by mr.surber November 7, 2022

Grass

Green stuff that growssss on hyouiyujgfdsadfghbjkhbcgfdxcgbhj

Sassy grassy

by skapppy January 27, 2021

Grass

If you don’t know what grass is, you really need to get out more.

Grass

by Small potato January 18, 2021

grass

GO OUTSIDE NOW!

GO TUCH GRASS

by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024

grass eyes

When you smoke weed so much that your eyes droop down all the time

Dude1: vro you look really tired
Dude2: nah, I smoked so much weed I got grass eyes

by Deeeeelan February 21, 2018

grass on the field plays

A phrase meaning that as long as the girl or boy has begun growing pubic hair (grass on the field), then they are an acceptable person to have sex with (plays)- regardless of age.

Dude, your sister is looking hot lately!
Asshole! She's 10!
Hey, grass on the field plays.
You're sick man...

by Captain_G-Force February 28, 2018

touch the grass

This is a slang phrase . It used when you want said to someone who has been inside and on their phone for too long and needs to get back in touch with reality

Hey, you have been played Genshin impact for 5 hours!!! Touch the grass!!

by kiki_translator December 7, 2024