goat neck

a tall skinny kid with poor cordination and usually runs track.

greg braidy.

god taylor, jimmy, steve fournier, and chirs pool are all such goatnecks

by big tim August 24, 2004

goat pussy

1. a man that shaves his whole head and face but leaves a little patch of hair under his chin like a little area rug.

2. an obsessed flamingo that really likes to lift his leg and piss all over his feet.

Marcus:"Yo whats up with that guy, he really likes to keep his chin warm in the winter"

Phillip"Yeah I want a goat pussy"

by Mr. Richard Belding January 1, 2010

goat cock

A cock in a form of the face of a goat

Madura Velupillai, dlorah reimer, megan cooper, and shayani rajmohan, and gajani sritharan goat cock

by Bobby Chungg June 6, 2009

Billy Goat

When a guy puts his penis in between a girls breast and orgasms on her chin; leaving a long white beard of cum resembling a billy goats beard.

Hey bro this chick last night gave me a tit job and I left her with a billy goat!

by Sly McFleezy October 23, 2011

mountain goat

When men assemble in a human pyramid, but put their testicles and dick through their legs so it looks like a goat. Hence, mountain goat is a mountain of people in this 'goat' position. It is often done inside a room and used to shock a person walking into the room.

We mountain goated that one kid so bad

by dillon jagersky March 28, 2008

Goat Ropper

A cowboy who tucks his pants and puts the hind legs of a goat in them whle he has sex with the goat since it cannot run anywhere.

cowboys wife: What were you doin to that goat out there?

cowboy: i was just tryin to push him through the gate.

cowboys wife: You arnt a goat ropper, you a goat fucker you inbred son of a bitch

cowboy: if we get a divorce are we still cousins?

by Donny22 January 21, 2009

Goat Roped

To give up without even trying. Comes from a goat roping competition observation that once goats have been roped several times, they begin to just fall over and give up.

The IS help desk has completely goat roped the rest of the organization; when someone notices a problem they just give up and don't bother to call the help desk anymore.

by JoeJimBob September 30, 2008