Frosted sugar cookies

A soft yet dry cookie with frosting on top of it. Some love it and some hate it. There is no in between to this cookie, I've never seen a cookie fanbase have such a war between this treat.

Guy1: Hey I love these frosted sugar cookies!
Guy2: Ew! Those are so dry and too sweet!
Guy1: Go hang yourself.

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

Frosted flower

when a man ejaculates on a prolapsed anus

I gave that girl from Niagara Falls a frosted flower

by Jhutch119 December 17, 2023

Dirty frosting

Dirty frosting: The left over poop on your dick after doing anal.

Dirty sanchez gave Dirty frosting.

You got Dirty frosting from dirty sanchez.

Dick! Wash your butt!!

by Maliittt June 21, 2025

frosted cactus

A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube

My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'

by Barry Vulva March 6, 2019

Markus Frost

A is very unpopular and has very many crispy socks and thinks he is cool for it

Everyone: he is such a Markus Frost

by Markuseater10000 October 4, 2022

Frosted doughnut

Sexual act/drug absorption. When a man sticks his dick in a girl's vajayjay to get it wet and then powders it with cocaine. He then precedes to fuck her, thus getting her high through the absorption of the mucus membrane.

Sally is a freaky drug addict. She was begging me to give her a frosted doughnut.

by Dickbreath1969 April 9, 2017

homemade frosting

Seman

After we fucked, I gave her some homemade frosting.

by Fhh go jrhg April 28, 2022