Golden Frog Watch

A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.

"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
or
"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."

by TheBigBalledBabyBackBiotch May 7, 2013

pepe the big green frog

A green fucking frog that loves to cry and shit

pepe: *cries*

bob: fucking pepe the big green frog at it again.

by A FUCKING MIDGET November 8, 2020

Kermit the Frog

When a guy puts on a Kermit the Frog Hand Puppet and gives another guy a handjob

Did you hear... Nathan gave Jose a Kermit the Frog in the mens bathroom at Denny's.

by Sean and Anton February 27, 2009

Frog in the throat

The act of having a Frenchman stick his dick down your throat; getting deep-throated by a Frenchman; giving a blowjob to a Frenchman

(telephone rings)
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Lydia?
Jacques: Eh no, Lydia, she cannot speak to you at ze moment. She has got a frog in the throat

by CommanD'OH January 29, 2010

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

fucking the frog

you lay down on the grown and have you r girl go in the frog stance on you dick there she will go up and down on you dick while you fuck her

she did this for three days and i croked

by ddr August 30, 2005

FrogDog

A "frogDog" is a mix of Canine and Amphibian. The body of a Dog and the head of a Frog, the FrogDog can both live on land and in water. The "CaninePhibian" was created with the intentions of making a water animal that could live on both land and water while still being man's bestfriend. The FrogDog can be seen playing Day of Defeat Source once and a while with it's webbed paws helping with steady aim with the M1 Grand.

The FrogDog was using a M1 Grand and headshotted everyone in game, then went for a swim becasue he got too hot.

by somhavoc February 25, 2008