no true douchebag fallacy

It is a logical fallacy that can be identified as when someone says something so absolutely ridiculous and stupid you just want to slap them with your dick because they seriously believe the shit they're saying.
My Roommate: Seriously, if Flash ran into space fast enough he would take all of the air with him.

Me: It really doesn't work that way.

My Roommate: You're fucking stupid, how the fuck did you even get into college?

Me: That is a textbook no true douchebag fallacy *dick slap to the face*
by Bitch Puddin' February 14, 2012
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tell me true

To say this is asking for unfiltered, unbiased real facts to be laid bare. It means your heart is ready for whatsoever may come next guised concepts find you thru looking square and objectively when they become unveiled.
Just out with it, already ...alright?? I need to know- whether Eva is truly descended from an actual unicorn because of fooling with the dark math . You hold but some answers ..or complete truth inside of this ageless quandary, and somehow.. Now tell me true (!!!) The heavens tire of your shrouded allegiance, man. Forsooth, for I say- give it up .. !!
by y'shua May 14, 2019
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so fucking true

so fucking true means that something is right beyond question
That joke is actually quite offensive.
So fucking true
by wrongstare January 23, 2016
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It's true, I wrote it.

A statement used to convince someone that yes, you did write said definition on urbandictionary.com
Me: I wrote the first definition listed.
Skeptic: Grats, I'm not sure if I believe you.
Me: It's true, I wrote it.
by Prince of Darkness September 19, 2008
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one true pairing

also know as OTP. It is your favorite relationship in a fandom. It is the couple that fans prefer over all others.
by mdancer23 November 27, 2013
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True Bud Smoker

Any bud smoker that truly appreciates herb and smokes it for all the right reasons such as: to free their mind, enlighten their spirit, and spread peace and love. Not just smoking herb because they think it makes them look cool or other nonsense like that.
Yo the King of The Hempire is a TRUE BUD SMOKER. That foo loves weed more than anybody. No wonder he's the king of all hemp.
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true enough

a word used when something is true and you want to annoy someone.
ryan secrest:so you and selena gomez broke up?
justin bieber: true enough.....
ryan secrest: wtf?????
by bieber's gurl May 16, 2011
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