smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 April 6, 2018

Steps on my Flowers

Used to show your pissed off about something but you don't want to raise the level of anger around you, so you make them laugh with a real random statement.

Person A: "Our history project is due after the weekend."

Person B: "Are you serious?"

Person C:"That's so dumb! I have plans!"

You: "Yea that really steps on my flowers."

by Rknep May 28, 2010

Dead Flower

The action of shooting your load in a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling your dick weaken and getting tired out afterwards. Kinda like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

FUCKIN HELL! I managed to shoot my whipped cream 3 times inside this chick and now my meat missile feels like A fuckin dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024

Shower Flower

When a gay male sticks a suction cup dildo in the shower and gets ass fucked by the shower dildo.

John takes long showers because he likes to play with his shower flower.

by SinisterOmens June 1, 2018

cock flower

An exceptionally fine vagina; often used in a complimentary fashion.

Friend 1: "I'm telling ya dude, that chick has got one hell if a cock flower".

Friend 2: "Nice bro!"

by Dead Draw Domination June 22, 2020

Éloïse’s Flower Pollen

Éloïse’s flower pollen refers to the brown discharge that comes out of her Nose, Nipples and Vagina shortly after Self-Cutting Bangs.

(John) “ Oh my god I can not believe it”
(Samanata) “What is it Johnny boy?”
(John) “I just got Éloïse’s Flower Pollen all over my leg!!!”

by RealNIggEr October 27, 2021

Dead Flower

The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.

Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.

by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024