floger

A dog with fur that feels like a floor

Charlie the lab is quite the floger

by Black forest ham February 5, 2018

Flower Bitch

The guy who delivers flowers to elders during the COVID-19 crisis.

Trevor is the flower bitch at the assisted living.

by Bcoll May 19, 2020

Flowercake

Flowercake is a term used for someone who's sane, genuine and naive or to someone who's theoretically insane and is acting sane, genuine and naive. Flowercake is basically the opposite of fruitcake, and the term is mostly used by insane people who are having sane behaviour and being sane and genuine.

You're such flowercake man.

by Dumugian October 13, 2021

pork flower

Someone that wears lots of makeup in spite of the fact it only draws attention to how ugly they really are.

*Points at girl*
"Check out that pork flower!"

by ratkid132 December 16, 2008

wilted flower

When a man originally has an erection, but after having an orgasm and ejaculating, their penis becomes soft and the erection gone.

His dick became a wilted flower after sex.

by link_the_twunk August 9, 2019

Three Dates And Flowers Kinda Girl

The kind of girl who doesn't put out easily, Usually requites at least three dates and some flowers, and no, just sitting on your couch watching a movie doesn't count as a date. Take her to dinner, park your car and look at the starts, Just go somewhere and do something. These are the kinds of girls you take home to your mother, but she just might give you head on the way there.

"Bro, did you tap that?"
"Nah man, she's the three dates and flowers kinda girl."

by shannonann May 25, 2014

Flower Fighting

The best game in the world to play at you're girlfriends house. Running around the yard flirting with you're loved one and throwing flowers at each other.

Maddie and Ricky are flower fighting again! Aren't they just perfect for each other?

by Awesomenessrickman June 30, 2011