Slapping high fives with my pillow

Going to bed with palm rested on pillow.

While at the same time you're consequently giving the pillow a high five all night long!

I am so exhausted! Tonight, I will be slapping high fives with my pillow!

by Johnathan Angelo Rosa Jr. April 4, 2009

Philadelphia High-Five

The act of receiving 5 fingers (usually clenched) directly into the face as a welcoming gesture into a notoriously bad and dangerous neighborhood. This is usually followed up by continous kicking as you fall to the ground.

Frank: Damn bro, it looks like you got mugged! What happened to your face?

Tom: Oh this? I was walking my girlfriend home and three kind gentlemen welcomed me to the neighborhood with a good old fashioned Philadelphia High-Five.

Frank: People these days, so friendly now.

by DJ Rewind. February 24, 2011

one by five

Lego nerd talk for "girlfriend"
-since lego does not make 1x5 pieces
-it's hard for nerds to get girls

I finally have got my one by five

by Royce July 4, 2016

Low five

A slang term for a hand job.

Mary gave Joe a low five in the back row of the movie theatre.

by Ericg007 January 18, 2008

Five-hole dangler

A reference to one's penis. Originates from the sport of hockey. The area between a hockey goalie's legs is known as the five-hole. Thus, one's penis dangles in the "five-hole region".

Where was their offensive line last night? They were
getting man-handled like Jimmy man-handles his twin brother's five-hole dangler.

And now that Denis is gone and the goal is all LeClaire, he's lookin' like a brick wall with a five-hole dangler....

Good news is, your daughter will love you unconditionally, and accept you for the country-club shoe, Fonzi-shirt wearin', micro-shwee, Fruity Pebble five-hole dangler, support-havin' fague you are.

by Wandymon October 2, 2007

It's Five O-Clock Somewhere

If you are thinking too deeply into this saying, you clearly need a drink.

Jen: "Well, I'm in the mood for a beer right now"
John: "Are you an alchy? It's 2:30!"
Jen: "Hey, it's five o-clock somewhere"
John: "what does that even mean? it's not 5:00 here"
Jen: *summons strength* "we need to get you a strong, healthy beer"

by pynchonian October 30, 2014

guy-five

The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.

Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>

by Bryceter July 28, 2007