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Father O'Leary

A now-departed teacher of world religions at Creighton Prepatory School. The most selfless and saintly person I have ever met. A lover of tepid water.
I wish more people were as kind and genuine as Father O'Leary.
by PBCrunch December 1, 2018
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Father Dioreo

A famous (or infamous, depending on who you talk to) religious healer who used sandwich-cookies to improve da overall mood of his less-than-chipper followers.
Father Dioreo may indeed have caused his parishioners to feel better --- temporarily, at least --- after gleefully chowing down on da crunchy brown-and-white-layered confectionery TREATS dat he fed them, but in da end they would have actually been **worse** off than before they partook of said "TREATment": not only would da candy have likely done little or nothing to actually reduce da underlying cause of their suffering, but also they would probably have gained weight and gotten cavities in their teeth!
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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Disappearing father trick

this is where the father says he’s going to get some cigarettes or Stella and completely ditches the family
Evan: dad can you pick up some candy from the shop
Father: sweet kid

Evan leaves ...

father : stupid little naka thinks am getting him sweets fuk this am not comin back me like kid FUK U EVAN I’m gonna do the disappearing father trick
by Hi I’m Evan February 20, 2020
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Aiden Gelston's Father

There is not much known about this guy accept he is a hard-working kind person and the father to Aiden Gelston. He may be really kind, but he is also really scary when you do something really bad.
Aiden Gelston: I got caught up at 12 by my dad and he whipped me with the belt!!!
Me: Oh no that's not good!
Me: Aiden Gelston's father seems very unkind, but you got to give some discipline somehow!!!
by GigaMan77 August 11, 2024
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Father

guy: "Do you have any relationship with your father?"

other guy: "What's That? What's a Father?"
by yourfootttttttttt February 7, 2025
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co-father-in-law

Child-in-law's father.
My co-father-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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