e-wigger

a white person who acts like a black person in chat rooms.(can be used toward male and/or female)

that guy I was talking to on myspace was probably an e-wigger, his screen name was snoopdogg55

by masterman55 December 17, 2008

DeVin'e Blacksher

To stink up one's bathroom with a disturbing, foul, wretched smell.

Ben Pulantee had a bunch of spicy tacos with beans and such. He goes in the bathroom.

*man walks in after Ben, faints and dies*

Woman: Ew I can smell that bathroom
from here, he must have DeVin'e Blackshered!

by DezFerShez August 12, 2009

E-leave

To leave an internet forum or internet community, usually in a spectacular manner.

Joel123 couldn't handle all the insults from other forum posters, after posting a picture of his prom date so he decided to e-leave. He posted a thread wishing cancer on all the other forum users.

by infi December 27, 2009

E-Laugh Scale

The E-Laugh Scale is a scale that compares what people type in on e-mails/text when they "laugh" to what they are really doing as they type it. The scale was developed after scientific research based upon people's real actions when they type in certain laughing abbreviations over the internet. The E-Laugh Scale is as follows:

1 - haha - sitting there staring at the screen, said only to make the other person feel good about their story.

2 - lol - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said could be accepted as funny, but doesn't really find it funny at all.

3 - lmao / lmfao - sitting there staring at the screen, said because the person thinks what the other person said is a little hilarious and puts on a small and unnoticeable grin.

4 - LOL / LMAO / LMFAO - the person looks at the message, reads it over again to make sure he's reading it right, then leans back in his/her chair with a kind of big smile, because he thought it was a little more funny.

5 - HAHAHAHAHA - the person looks at the message and thinks its pretty funny, and begins to give a small, quiet laugh, because he thought what the other person said was just plain funny.

6 - LOLOLOLOL - the person thinks the message was pretty funny and gives a slightly louder, but short laugh.

7 - A combination of 4, 5, and 6 - the person thinks the message is very funny, and starts to laugh really hard.

a person is watching his friend text his girlfriend

(guy 1 types in "haha lol")

Guy 2: Dude you aren't even laughing, the E-Laugh Scale was right. LIAR!!"

Guy 1: STFU

by iLOLLOL April 13, 2010

e-tail therapy

when you are feeling ill and house bound but still want a bit of retail therapy, log on and partake in some "e-tail therapy".
same as retail therapy but done online due to being too ill to go out and shop.

ruth has just spent her weeks wages in 10 minutes of "e-tail therapy"

by chadwic(K) October 18, 2010

E-facial

When a guy masturbates while on skype with a female and cums on the image of her face to simulate a real life facial. Very popular for long distance relationships and in Frankfurt, Germany.

Mary: How are you and Bryan doing?
Sallie: We're better than ever! He's been giving me E-facials over skype and it's really saved our relationship!

by Claire Loves E-facials. November 20, 2010

E-Tagger

The definition given to habitants of suburban Australia.

These folk often have low IQs, twangs in their voices, penchants for the trades and an ability to ruin every quality nightspot a city has to offer.

The name is derived from the fact they require E-Tag's (Tollway Passes) to travel into populated city areas.

"What type of people hang out there?"
"E-Taggers"
"What are they?"
"People who need an E-Tag to travel into the city"
"We use an E-Tag to travel into the city!"

*silence*

by Seros December 20, 2010