dumpster muppet

Scary looking people, usually living in small, rural towns, who even creators from Jim Henson's Creature Shop would find terrifying and throw away.

I recently visited a small town in south-central Pennsylvania crawling with Dumpster Muppets.

by Genwal April 20, 2018

Dumpster pussy

A cat that was found in a dumpster.

Dana has a new dumpster pussy

by CaptainJJD November 26, 2017

Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

Dumpster Blowie

A blowjob given near, behind or in a dumpster out back.

Why do you want to go out back? I'm not giving you a dumpster blowie!

by FunkyBreak May 30, 2018

Dumpster Blowie

A blowjob given in, on, or next to a dumpster out back.

"I'm not the type of girl to give a dumpster blowie!"
"Meet me out back in 5. #dumpsterblowie"

by FunkyBreak May 31, 2018

Dumbassery

Tomfoolery, idiocy, and/or periods of idiocy.

I cannot understand your concerns - there are far too many idiots present to sort through all of this dumbassery.
Seriously, I cannot process a thought with all of this dumbassery floating about currently.

by Amananda's friend. June 1, 2018

Dumpster Sexy

When a girl is sexy in the most disgusting way

Bella thorn is so dumpster sexy

by steezus_christ June 11, 2018