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Schrodingers douchebag spammer

He called a stand up comedian a schrodingers douchebag what a schrodingers douchebag spammer.
by Hex_pex_55 April 15, 2021
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douchebag

Only douchebags call other people douchebags. So if you don't want to be called a complete fuckwad, don't call other people douchebag.
Jock: Dude, Mike's such a douchebag!
Hector: Fuck the fuck off u bloody knucklefuck and never talk to me again.
by Southchingate October 9, 2007
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douchebag

One that enjoys the usage of Playstation 3, drinking Jagermeister and Budweiser, and loves wrestling, football, and baseball.
Chad, Jonathan, and Daniel make up the group Douchebags Unanimous because they are all douchebags.
by DudeMcGuy April 4, 2010
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Douchebag

Although often simply used as a general perjorative, the word has come to have an increasingly specific meaning of "elitist."
For example, on the TV show How I Met Your Mother, the character, Karen, an exgirlfriend of Ted's is considered "douchey" because she says elitist things, such as the time she suggested going to Wrestlemania and it turned out she was only being "ironic."

Also related to hipster douchebag, a term used to describe cultural elitism.
by Vernagem April 27, 2010
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douchebag

one who is of extreme annoyance and or a form of birth control
by Kurt Carpenterr November 17, 2007
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douchebag

a very limited bag sold by pimps.
comes with authentic fishy scent!
the mom filled her douchebag with yummy dino treats for her 32 children.
by christian madril March 27, 2007
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douchebagage

the act of beeing such a douchebag that your balls start to sag to the floor and your dick falls off.
o shit i was such a douchebage that i got douchebagage and i will be a virgin for ever!!!!!
by sonofabitchcockfadoodle August 25, 2009
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