Someone who is so terrible of a human that you can listen to St Anger by Metallica and honestly feel better by doing so.
Not filling this in properly, if you're this angry because of a douchebag and you can still center yourself from listening to this album you're gonna be okay, or the opposite I don't fucking know I'm a welder by trade.
by Anxietypuke May 10, 2021
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Get the Douchebag mug.A really good person, is one of the most famous helpers of all time (real). Has good friendship with pretty much all the staff, except koleg.
Bruno: can we demote some of the inactive helpers?
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
Poly: ok im demoting bored and whispy.
Bruno: we need new helpers
Poly: i will give douchebag raping helper cus hes epic!!!!!!!!!!!
by douchebag raping January 28, 2021
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Your business partner is a total douchebag!
by Insigtful June 12, 2018
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Get the Douchebag mug.Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
by Theirishbarmaid April 23, 2024
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