ding dong

ding dong is a family friendly word for dick

son: my ding dong got hard
Mom: show me

by vforvoiceless June 25, 2021

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

Ding Ding

A nickname used for a penis.

Hey buddy, how is your Ding Ding after you took it to Slap Mountain?

by Madmonk210 June 15, 2023

CHING ALING DING

This word is used for when an asian is at your door

"Oh shit we have a CHING ALING DING"
- "herro im asian"

by IsntJamesButAlsoJames November 8, 2021

Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.

guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?

by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025

Ding dong

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report

Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!

by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019

Ding dong schlong

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

by Fadgy December 9, 2020