To unnecessarily fondle, touch or otherwise molest something. Especially so.ething you shoukdnt be touching anyhow.
by Chingo Dingo June 21, 2024

Ding, derived from the word chav (chav- chaver -chaver ding- ding).
A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.
Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin
A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.
Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin
by Laz__ September 2, 2019

by oofydoofy May 9, 2018

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015

by SuperCracker87 May 3, 2022

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old
by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018

The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
