Dildo and ten eighths

1970s slang for a super idiot where dildo means idiot but the person referred to is more than a run of the mill example. Heard around UMIST in Manchester.

Kevin’s a real idiot!
No he’s not. He’s a dildo and ten eighths.

by The Fat Welshman February 8, 2021

double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016

Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".

"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

by Grammar Giant June 24, 2014

double sided dildo blocking

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.

Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

by whatsupimphil January 7, 2009

between a crematorium and a dildo shop

To find yourself in a situation where you have been undone by your own actions.

"where is Rudy?"

"He's between a crematorium and a dildo shop"

by MartyFunkhauser November 8, 2020

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Dr Pepper Dildo "dpd"

When you fill a condom full of dr pepper, freeze it and then insert it repeatedly into one or more friends.

Last night i froze a condom full of dr pepper and gave my friend tj a dr pepper dildo "dpd"

by Tkguardian April 16, 2015