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Captain of the diving Team

1. Being desingated/voted to be captain of a diving sports team
2. Inferring that, as captain of the diving team, one actually eats a lot of pussy, also known as muff diving
Grandma-- Look, its my favorite grandson, and what have you been up to in college?

You---Not much, things are going well, I am Captain of the diving team and I practice every nite.

Grandma--Congratulations, you were always such a good swimmer

You--laugh
by mangu43 January 21, 2006
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Italian Dining jacket

An Italian dining jacket is a term used for the overused nasty term "the wife beater". The Italian dining jacket is a thin white tank top, with a t-strap back and usually comes in a cotton small ribbed fabric.
This style usually worn by loud, fat, greasy Italian/ Portuguese/Spanish men who inhabit their front porches and wear mandles,this tank has recently been made popular by trendy hipster store American Apparel.
Also very stylish with wanna be gansters who listen to really bad hip hop from the Southern USA and steriod taking meatheads that inhabit the gym and try to pick up chicks.
Look at that fat sweaty man in the restaurant wearing the Italian dining jacket.
by Shawesome March 31, 2009
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dip diving

When someone puts a dip, or chewing tobacco, in there butthole, then a friend takes the dip out with their tounge and returns it into the other persons lip to be enjoyed.
Greg: Tyler, my but still stings from dip diving lastnight.

Tyler: That's to bad, tonight is my turn!

Greg: Okay!
by G-lane October 7, 2008
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Diking

The fuzz bumping, lesbian version of a viking.
Hey aren't you a viking? Oh no Sir, I'm a Diking.
by Hugo Gonzalez October 31, 2003
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dumpster diving

Finding any random hott slut and inserting your wang in her asshole.

Anal sex with hott bitches.
To any other male: "Dude I went dumpster diving last night."
by taylor April 20, 2004
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Dicking it

Being a dick, usually by inconveniencing others.
Person #1: Yo, did you see Chad knock over that kid's milk?
Person #2: He's really been dicking it lately
by pmikes November 6, 2009
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dicking

He's not going to show up. He's dicking!
by saucer August 7, 2003
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