Crippling depression

Crippling depression is like that one birthmark you have… it stays with you forever, crippling depression is and will always be there, even when you’re “doing it” it’s there, when you just finished beating yo schmeat that post nut hit different cause crippling depression is there. The key word here is forever. Unlike your girlfriend. “Love is temporary …Crippling depression is for eternity” once said crippling depressed master oogway.

-How are you today bro? -the usual, Just thinking about the darkness that is death which comes closer and closer every second of my existence. - dude do you have crippling depression or something brah? - yes - gnarly dude.

by Docta Doomsday November 21, 2021

mathswatch depression

When you get set maths homework on mathswatch and you get so mad and want to throw your device and can’t be asked if you’ve done the mathswatch work

“Hi bro did you do the Mathswatch homework?”

“Nah dude, that mathswatch depression kicked in”

by Mr Manns bald spot February 1, 2021

Bill Depression

That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Bill Debroungh because he's a fictional character It

I watch IT and I see Bill and now I have Bill Depression

by adetozier January 6, 2021

Danganronpa Depression

The feeling you get when your favorite character dies or gets executed.

Person A: Dude, you good?
Person B: No bro.............(fav character) just died.....
Person A: Ah Danganronpa Depression...........

by gaygaygayagygayagayagyaggayyyy March 31, 2022

Depressed Shit

A shit that resembles someone who's depressed and once it touches water,it explodes.

"Yo,someone made toilet a suicide scene."
"It was probably a depressed shit

by Scoopydoppy March 30, 2019

Cali depressed

When someone has absolutely nothing to be depressed about, but acts and suggests that they are anyway.

"What's wrong?"
"Nothing. It's just that I've been depressed lately."

"Are you sure you aren't cali depressed?"

by randami91 October 19, 2015

harmonic-depressive

A bi-polar individual, or culture, hopelessly out of tune with itself.

In the grip of a pandemic with no cure, economic collapse, race riots, a virtual civil war between the reds and the blues, he felt America in the spring of 2020 descending into an harmonic-depressive state.

by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2020