praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”

by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018

Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.

Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.

by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome

A darkly tongue-in-cheek “syndrome” that has been coined to capture the ugly fact that dissenting Russians are repeatedly being murdered via poisonings, mysteriously falling from towering balconies or just run-of-the-mill unexplained disappearances, at the behest of the Kremlin.

Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023

Death Knoob

A player in World of Warcraft who rolled the class of Death Knight because in the earlier levels they are OP and easier levels. By earlier levels, I mean level 55-68, because they are for retards who don't want to level another character from level one. Once they are 80, they run around in randoms like dumbasses and drop Death and Decay everywhere. The Death Knoob will then say Lawl, yous gots pwnedz0rs, and leave.

Person that isn't a retard #1: Is that Death Knight Dual-wielding in Blood spec?
Person that isn't a retard #2: Yeah, he's a Death Knoob, mosdef.

by McAwesomePants:D June 17, 2010

circle of death

a drinking game similar to Kings in which a deck of cards is spread around a can in the middle of a table and players draw cards in order, each card having a specific value or meaning

When playing the circle of death, Ken drew a four of spades, so he drank four shots. Lisa got the queen, so she became the question master.

by Bob the Giraffe September 5, 2008

death culture

Death culture is typically used for modern society, a society driven by nihilism (the belief as expressed by Nietsche that everything doesn't exist in the end and thus doesn't matter). A culture without a purpose is thus "dead" and people who promote such a culture are known as "walking zombies", the "walking dead" or "the un-dead".

"Screw capitalism. It's all death culture in the end."
"Get your death culture out of my face. I have a purpose in life and it's not you."

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

death row

A record label that was home to the biggest artists from the west coast during the 90s. It once housed heavy hitters such as Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and 2Pac. Now it is a place where rapper's careers go to die.

If you are an artist trapped on death row, your best chance to escape is to fake your own death (a la 2pac)

aspiring rapper: I just signed to death row.
friend: oh shit homie, you're screwed.
aspiring rapper: I know, I know, I was drunk and Suge was going to beat my ass if I didn't.
friend: you know what you gotta do? You gotta pull a 2pac.

by drumac March 10, 2009