When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.
by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023
by Jay Frozen August 09, 2017
When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.
Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
Dan: Overshare Dude.
by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 March 19, 2016
When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.
"Hey man you still got that cold?"
"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "
OR
"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"
"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "
OR
"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"
by Queen Noodle October 03, 2017
The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.
by formerHSmomofthree March 29, 2016
Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once
Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.
Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 18, 2020
Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view
by JohnXL December 17, 2017