Musty Crusty Double Tap

An “Eiffel Tower” performed by the homeless

“Damn did you see ol’ hobo chase in the middle of that musty crusty double tap?!”

by stripeddinosaur October 7, 2021

Crusty

When something is raunchy, gross, or cringe-worthy to any degree.

Me: Bro, I just saw the lunch lady picking her butt like ten seconds before she fixed you your plate.

Friend: "Seriously? That's crusty!"

by Squidward's little brother December 3, 2016

Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

crusty ant

Something that people say to get attention, even though it means fucking nothing on the urban dictionary.

"You don't even know what crusty ant means!"

by shivers1772 May 23, 2019

Crusty

Dry. Or not wet.

Allison: You're inbox is crusty.

by officialdannyp January 2, 2015

Crusty puss

When a female is overly aroused and her wetness dries into a crispy layer over her pussy

Yo that Adriana girl has some Crusty puss it's not even a joke

by Nut_sockkcos_tuN April 24, 2020

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017