Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Crusty foot

When bae wants to give u foot massage but your foot is crusty

“Your crusty foot is so delicious”

“It’s better than KFC”

by Eat thotpaste May 17, 2018

Crusty Elbows

When people don't wash and lotion their elbows so they get crusty.

Crusty Elbows are gross.

by Linda ;) July 10, 2019

Crusty Crouch

A sexual act of cumming on a woman's vagina she then let's it get flakey you then lay on a bed as she squats over your face. The woman then shakes her hips letting cum flakes gracefully land on your face.

Last night my wife crusty crouched me it was a team effort but the reward was a crusty face

by UwU crust July 20, 2019

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019

Crusty Lobster

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money

Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night

Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her

by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019