Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

Crush culture

A societal need to be in a romantic relationship

*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you

Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out

Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend

Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult

by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023

Hallway crush

a person whom you see in the hallways of school that you don’t have any classes with — you most likely have no connections whatsoever with them, either. if you dream about them, you’re a simp (I’m a simp.)

idek my hallway crush’s name

by rainbowgorilla September 24, 2023

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

Summer crush

When you start to catch feelings for someone over the summer— this can be someone from school, someone you just met— but they do say absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I haven’t seen Evelyn since our last day of chemistry together… god, how have I never realized how perfect she is? This summer crush shit is a real doozy😫😫*proceeds to think about her all summer, whether or not the crush continues into the next school year*

by traderjoesmacandcheese July 17, 2022

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022

Your crush

Me ;)

Jenna: Yo, who’s your crush
Brooke: Like I’d tell you, bish.

by Pen~Guin October 1, 2022