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Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.
When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.
by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025
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Coastacation

A vacation taken along a coastal area, typically for relaxation by the sea.
“I really need a break from the city. A coastacation sounds perfect right now.”
by lvlydan July 18, 2025
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tori coltart

known as a very cool person(H). is best mates to many and loved my most people. She is a very energetic person. Her sense of humour is dirty but is a laugh to be around. She is very pretty and stunning.;
'tori coltart is such a legend i love her:)'
by abby.babiee June 2, 2008
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East-coastal

A bet with such high returns that there is effectively no risk.
That round you're playing is east-coastal.
by somersaulting March 25, 2010
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Milo Constable

A highly awkward little gay OR a highly awkward moment.
I bumped into Gordon Brown at the job centre last week... it was such a Milo Constable
by Vrgina-not-tha-wolf December 7, 2010
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Kitty coastal

Slang for a large vagina. A.K.A Pussy
I drove down the kitty coastal last night, but my girlfriend got bored and everything wen downhill from there.
by Jiggs McGee December 21, 2010
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