Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

J'Colby

A man you'll love. A man that's tops handsome. A man that's very kind and gentle. A man that have a big heart. A man that treats his people right. A man you'll never want to lose. He'll give you everything he got. He's nice and adorable. Sexy when freaky. Get you a him. He's AMAZING.

J'Colby is a great guy!!!

by Melankion October 29, 2016

Randall Cobb

A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.

Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!

by Poopooman February 1, 2017

The Cosby Car

A taxi you always seem to fall asleep in.

Man, have you ever fallen asleep in The Cosby Car?

by rnkn April 14, 2017

Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly

Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat

by Have you ever danced with the April 16, 2017

raw cosby

When you have unprotected sex with a unconscious person/persons.

First one to pass out at the party is gonna get some raw cosby!

by Spechalk October 17, 2017

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018