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porcelain closet

porcelain closetis when a man with high sexual auras seduces a girl then decides the sex was good enough and he doesn't actually love her a hoe a whore
she doesn't respect herself shes a total porcelain closet
by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019
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rent a closet

rent a closet is slang for a self storage unit at a place that rents out storage units like the ones on the tv show storage wars as you see on the show people pay rent for their storage unit and if they stop paying rent the storage unit facility can have the contents of the storage unit auctioned off to recoup the lost revenue
john and his wife realized after they moved into their new house that they have too much stuff to put away so john’s wife suggested that they obtain a rent a closet to put their extra stuff
by Backstroke swimmer 24 January 7, 2023
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closetive

That bitch is really closetive.
by Trox2142 June 27, 2014
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Ham closet

Ohh baby, I love your ham closet ..
by Ham closet October 7, 2021
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Closet Rembrandt

The act of forced defecation on a vertical surface, usually in a closet or pantry.
That party was so lame I had the chance to slip into their parent's bedroom and leave a closet Rembrandt.
by piGGman March 15, 2021
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Closet

Something that ethan really likes to hide in
I'm in the closet is what ethan says alot
by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020
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Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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