To take a cleveland

To take a shit.

Be right back. I have to take a cleveland.

by Shplups April 4, 2023

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.

hermione granger - the philosophers stone

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley

by hermione p October 12, 2023

Grover Cleveland

A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.

Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!

by PoopyMcGee434 September 21, 2011

Cleveland Snowplow

after railing the female (or male if thats your thing) from behind for an unspecified amount of time and shooting your wad all over their back, punch them in the back of the head. hard. used to prevent unwanted after-sex cuddle time. similar to the the Dirty Pedro

Jeez, I took your advice and used the Cleveland Snowplow on Jane last night and I went right to sleep when I put my head down.

by the dude February 3, 2005

cleveland soft serve

feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.

it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!

by billy bushka January 4, 2007

Cleveland Steamer

Name of a gourmet steamed hotdog at Nate's in Calgary. Kinda like a Michigan but with fried onions.

Hey buddy, want to go grab a Cleveland steamer?

by calgaryboy February 8, 2013

Cleveland Transfer

Where a person (usually male) shits into the anus of another person and proceeds to fuck it.

I taught Brandy the Cleveland Transfer and last night she asked me to 'transfer' her a load.

by Mr Brown Eye July 20, 2009