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Chode Canal

(noun) The moist canal in most female mammals, including humans, that extends from the cervix of the uterus to an external opening between the labia minora
Dude, she had the loosest chode canal
by NewKindOfClown October 23, 2011
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Chode Slime

Its like snot, but from your chode, normally directed at someone you disslike, or a friend, who is just being a straight up douche who doe's stupid things, or a person who does not know their drinking limit, and pukes all over your new laptop. In a way it is the marrige of chode meeting slime, and they had a child, and its called Chode Slime, and CS's parents are total fucking dicks for bringing this child onto our planet.
"Man, last night, our bro was total chode slime, he puked everywhere in the bar, and all over my sisters bed later that night."
by Capt Guillotine December 18, 2011
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Chobroni

A bro, usually being athletic, who publicly displays his consuming of Chobani yogurts on a regular basis.
Doug Douchekins used to carry around his gallon water jug to assert his health consciousness, but then later converted into a full blown Chobroni.
by JackRipkin February 11, 2014
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chode

wow tom has a chode
by BrizFulgur June 12, 2015
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Chode Stain

Man that Trevor guy is an absolute chode stain.
by taco_salad July 15, 2015
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chode masta

The slimiest hairiest juiciest little chode of all. The lease of the juicy chodes and all the chodes praise him
Kevin-hey brendon do you love the chode
Brendon-Fuck chodes
Kevin-NEVER DISOBEY THE CHODE MASTA
by king of chodes April 5, 2016
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Chode

1. A penis which has a girth at least as long as, and often longer than, it’s length
2. A term of insult reserved for males who just can’t pull it off
Ex) Mark: What’s the formula to determine whether this polygon is a chode?

Steve: Girth ≥ length.

Mark: Thanks.

Ex) Mark: Hey dude, meet the new guy at the office, Allister. He’s really into TAP OUT.

Steve: Where’d you find this chode? The back of an east Dayton dumpster?

Allister: Hey man, the name’s Allister.

Steve: Whatever you say, chode. Let’s get some burritos. New guy’s buying.
by theFUDpucker September 8, 2016
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