perfect child

a child who listens to everything and anything and does everything told

"omg you are such a perfect child you listen to everything

by bxhek April 8, 2016

child hentai

Hey child hentai is animated children fucking its the best

PEDO: I LUV ME SOME CHILD HENTAI

by Hitler69ingadog February 14, 2018

child soldiers

The easiest, cheapest and most creative way to fight any war. Super exspendable and easy to come by.

Man 1 "Hey man where did you get your child soldiers?"
Man 2 "Easy, Go to Amazon.somalia.co

by warbell July 13, 2016

Child Dialed

Where a young child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls somebody in your address book.

Joe: Hello?
Child: (Gibberish)
Joe: *hangs up*

30 minutes later..

Joe: (Texts Bob)
Joe: I think your daughter child dialed me earlier today.
Bob: Yea, I was letting her play with my phone.

by Wicked Beard Man August 3, 2010

mosh child

Basically another definition of an emo. A mosh child is a younger teenager trying desperately to follow the fashions of older generations...They're usually a step or two behind. Many see them as 'posers'.

Well I would go to that gig, but it'll be full of mosh children no doubt.

by --P December 9, 2008

Child Aggro

When a woman has a kid from another man.
The worst kind of aggro.

I was gonna get her number until she pulled out a picture of her with some little guy and I found out she had child aggro.

by Kyori April 23, 2008

Hitler's Child

A child with blond hair and blue eyes. Comes from Hitler's liking of the two characteristics.

My little cousin Sue is a hitler's child.

by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013