When something gets the shit beat out of it and you have no idea what the hell just happened, but shit got fucked up!
We went to the tavern to grab some pizza and beers, next thing you know is you’re waking up in bed not knowing how you got there and what the hell even happened to you. The Chicago Leprechauns made a visit and fucked your shit up!
by Joosey August 28, 2025
Get the Chicago Leprechaunsmug. 🔥 + 🗑
by Houstonfan2007 February 13, 2022
Get the chicagomug. A Chicago Truffle Power Couple (known as gooning squared) is when a man edges himself for hours, sometimes in multiple spurts, to achieve something of a trance state of being. His dick and body are aligned, and he has lost control of most motor skills, cognitive ability and communication ability. His body reverts to shaky, jerky motions, tounge sticking out, dull expression in his eyes, face. All communication is done with grunts and moans, and all thinking ability is removed. He is white as a sheet and embodies a walking, living erection. The woman he is with (the squared part) also edges herself into this same state, sometimes using the man’s dick to edge herself, and becomes a “goonette” or “truffle”. Together they make the Chicago Truffle Power Couple, being many of headlines in newspapers thanks to their deregulated motor skills and antisocial behavior. These couples usually manifest themselves in low income areas or low iq areas (more if these overlap) and are very entertaining to watch. They exit this state when they ejaculate, and revert back to their normal, much less fun state.
Look at those people over there, they are completely whacked out!
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
Yeah, that’s the local Chicago Truffle Power Couple, they are at the peak of the gooning cycle. They’ll be arrested for public indecency here before too long, get a bag of popcorn.
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
Get the Chicago truffle power couplemug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. “Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
by Syntex March 5, 2024
Get the Chicago Chili Bucketmug. Detroit-based Insane Gangster Disciples set formerly active around West Chicago Rd. and Wyoming. Known for the “2-15-19” BOS tag and a crooked “I” symbolizing “Insane.” Their graffiti clashed with local Vice Lords over turf and respect. Likely defunct.
“The West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGD left their mark with ‘2-15-19’ tags, but most of their walls have been painted over since the city cleaned up the neighborhood.”
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025
Get the West Chicago Insane GDs / WCR IGDmug. A steering wheel that has been used in an aggressive manner to honk at other drivers so often that it has begun to cave in or crack, mostly found in vehicles driven in large cities with dense traffic like Chicago, IL.
by User46724 February 15, 2024
Get the Chicago Steering Wheelmug.