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cheetos

sexy orange men in a giant bag. They all have different shapes and sizes, curvy, straight,skinny, fat, tall and short. They make your mouth water and fingers orange.
wow, i want some of those nice, sexy cheetos... gimme some!!
by 100% lyss October 10, 2017
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Cheeto toes

When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.
Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!
by Jkellz October 22, 2017
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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Cheeto Job

nikita vodka + ginger + Job = Cheeto Job
“Ay ginger, mate why you got nikita, pink lemonade and a job?” “Quite simply fuck off like” “Ay mate you’ve got a Cheeto Job thing innit”
by Trolley911 November 30, 2017
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Cheeto

Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)

Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.
by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018
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cheech mongler

one whom mongles cheeches
similar to mongoloid, and can be used interchangeably with cheechaloid
yo, im a cheech mongler, ill mongle your cheech
by my nama jefffff May 3, 2018
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Cheetaaa

Marijuana. Weed. Cannabis. Pot. Reefer. Ganja. Charas. CHETTAAAAAAA.
Bro, Wanna smoke?
CHEETAAA
by mstone May 7, 2018
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