Car Crush

1) That hot guy/girl in a nearby car that you develop a crush on as soon as you see them... that you will probably never see again

2) A really nice car you see while out driving that you instantly want

1) Passenger: "Oh man..."
Driver: "What?"
Passenger: "That blond in the black Camero next to us is HOT."
Driver: "Woah... I've got a new car crush."

2) Driver: "Dude, check out that Lotus!"
Passenger: "Yeah, I've had a car crush on it for the last few miles."

by shleeisme November 5, 2010

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car bum

A bum or homeless person who is fortunate enough to own a car but not much else.

We saw this car bum taking a nap in the middle of the parking lot.

by Siknik64 June 19, 2015

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car krumping

The act of krumping to a song in your car, mainly done from the torso up.

I was mad car krumping to that new Black Eyed Peas song this morning.

by Imma B. January 26, 2010

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Bumper cars

When to guys bump there dicks together until one busts

I didn’t know Nathan was gay until I saw him playing bumper cars with me dad

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

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Car Therapy

The act of talking about your love life, feelings, or anything else fucked up that happened to you inside a car with two friends of yours. This iconic trio must consist of one homosexual friend with a driving license, one female friend with extraordinary red hair, and you. Car therapy has also a mandatory stop at a drive-thru where the driver must explain to the fast-food employee the fucked-up subject of the night.

-Hey my best friend is about to get married to my ex
-OMG, that's so sad, Car Therapy right now, we will stop at McDonald's to see what the cashier thinks about it

by JimTheFabulous January 21, 2022

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