by istateceo85 November 13, 2024
Get the Carrot Money mug.A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.
Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.
by GCanonymous June 10, 2014
Get the gravel carrot mug.An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.
Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!
by EliTried December 21, 2021
Get the Absolute Carrot mug.An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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Get the waxin the carrot mug.A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be
by BTS rules December 9, 2019
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