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Cum Carrot

A stretched out used carrot covered in cum. Used by mostly Fortniter’s.
Wow dude her cum carrot was beautiful.”
by Daddy lover122 February 17, 2024
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carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.
Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND
by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022
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french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard
Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.
by The French Carrot April 22, 2018
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Carrot

Carrot is a RACIST and HOMOPHOBIC word!
shroomeli:Carrot is so cool
me: dude thats homophobic and racist!!
shroomeli: but im lesbian
me:ok nobody cares nigga
by Jadexd May 13, 2021
mugGet the Carrotmug.

carrot._ye

Carrot._ye is a swag and kind person,
they have a kinda large following count on tiktok and they post every week, there very handsome and nice.
Person 1: Omg, Carrot._ye is so handsome
person2: I know right! ive followed them since they had 100 followers!
by totallynotcarrot._ye August 29, 2021
mugGet the carrot._yemug.

carrot rot

carrot rot that hobos will eat
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot

joe: food
hoe: carrot rot
by ;-; h e l p October 15, 2020
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Carrot Cake

When engaged in sexual intercourse, in particular with a redhead with a prominent bush, one pulls out and ejaculates onto said bush, leaving it appear to frosted.
I pulled out and gave that girl a carrot cake last night.
by MD Quak March 1, 2017
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