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Cannon Gage

Being Cannon Gage is when you would sacrifice everything for someone you care about.
by CAHERMAN March 3, 2022
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Cannon

A boy who is nice but hides his emotions through his ego and thinks he is all that. He is a great person deep down but hides it. Follows the crowd and would be a great boyfriend but is too full of himself. You want to be his friend but he makes it so hard. Likes video games and shoes and cars is a flirt and player
Girl1. It is so hard to be friends with cannon even if he seems nice

Girl2 yea I know
by Alllallalalalalalala September 19, 2019
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Bone cannon

Bone cannon odd the weed
by Ghantous May 17, 2018
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THOT Cannon

A handcannon used for destroying Thots.

Stands for Thermal Handcannon Optimized for Termination
Friend: Dude if she doesn't lay off our bro, im gonna use the THOT Cannon.
OF: The sacred weapon is not worthy of such lowly thot.
by The Real Robbie Rotten February 21, 2019
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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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Cannon

A Large, Long, and Heavy Piece of Artillery
Mainly used on Warfare

The history of cannon spans several hundred years from the 12th century to modern times. The cannon first appeared in China sometime during the 12th and 13th centuries. It likely developed in parallel or as an evolution of an earlier gunpowder weapon called the fire lance.
Comrade 69: Load The Cannonball!
Comrade PuffMaster: Loading the Ammunition!
Comrade PuffMaster: Lock and Loaded!
Comrade 69: Fire!!!
by JJWasTaken October 7, 2020
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Aids Cannon

Noun - Refers to any firearms in the AK-47 family of rifles. This term was coined by the infamous Dan_TSX of AR15.com.
I just sold my dildo to fund a new underfolder aids cannon.
by yeags December 18, 2014
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