When you get your partner to eat all the choclate and sponge off of a jafacake and leave the orange jelly circle..you then get 2 of these orange jelly circles and place them on the breasts of a women..you then eat them off...or if your some crazy mo fuka you can do this by yourslef if you are female..
Hayley: Jafa-Cake me...dont leave any orange jelly there though.
Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
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Louis: wtf...they're stuck
HALF AN HOUR L8ER...
Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).
Louis: yup..this'll be fun...
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Louis: wtf...they're stuck
HALF AN HOUR L8ER...
Louis:*slurp* All done...never thought Jafa-Caking could be soo much fun :).
by Louis&Hayley :) February 15, 2009
by BlaineF December 09, 2005
expression used when something great has been promised from a third party but it ultimately is not so.
(six months prior to Vista release) "Vista will be the greatest operating system ever!"
(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
(three months after Vista release) "The cake is a lie."
by Gurban October 17, 2007
by Rock On April 28, 2003
Word to describe your lover,wife girl freind, fuck buddy, or partner that has a pronounced ass, large ass, curvey girl ect. Thus the phrase cakes , she gotta have cakes to be baby cakes.😉
by Knuckle Bone July 05, 2019
when you fart and instantly enclose the gases in your cupped hand, then release them under some unsuspecting persons nose.
John: Would you like a cup cake James?
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.
James: Why that sounds lovely, yes.
(John releases the handful of fart gas in James' face)
James: You knob.
by John Tilley March 01, 2004
Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.
by ImAshroom December 04, 2006