Cheese on toast

An expression of anger/frustration when something isn’t going your way.

Person 1: Cheese on toast! We are loosing by 3 points!
Person 2: C’mon at least you aren’t last in the leaderboard

Cheese on toast by Ye nan purple July 1, 2019

Cheese eating surrender monkeys 

In the singular usage it more generally refers to a person holding French citizenship. More specifically, to a Frenchman holding an opinion that is deemed (by the listener) as unsupportive - especially regarding foreign policy or military matters.

It refers to the supposed cultural habits of Frenchmen - cheese eating and surrendering when any slight agressive action is taken towards them or their country. It is considered perjorative in any sense.

No war in Iraq? What are they thinking, those damn Cheese eating surrender monkeys?

Cheese eating surrender monkeys by Bob Dobbs April 11, 2003

cheese my pancakes 

To piss someone off.

eg. fries my apples, ticks me off

That bitch stole my cacalatour! That really cheeses my pancakes!

cheese my pancakes by Dagger aka Martha March 10, 2005

Cheese Sandwich Eater 

What is usually suggested by care workers, for an evening meal, for people with learning difficulties.

"You left the front door unlocked all night? Are you a cheese sandwich eater?"

Cheese Sandwich Eater by Sword'69 February 26, 2009

cheese-cap 

To slap or hit in the face with a block of cheese.

You just got cheese-capped.

cheese-cap by TheToby April 26, 2010

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set 

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010

cheese slap 

got slapped with cheese

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP

cheese slap by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014