Brandon

The biggest jerk alive. I can't stand this person, he hangs up on me when I call and likes girls all too well, he likes 2014 Forest Hills Drive which is the worst kind of music to listen to when your depressed he used to be a great guy and a best friend, but now he is the biggest jerk ever. Brandon thinks he is better than everyone else, and trust me, HE'S NOT.

Brandon used to be my best friend, however, he puts materialistic things in front of the important things.
Brandon is a jerk.
Brandon doesn't deserve your friendship.

by a_peed_off_exbestriend_100x January 18, 2017

big boto brandon

A five syllable sentence. Hailing from the south side of the Hawaiian island Kauai. A big boto brandon is some one with an abnormally large dick. Particularly used in the rape of small animals that can easily be manipulated or abused.

I sure hope big boto brandon doesn't find my cat when i'm on vacation.

by LaneTrain September 5, 2016

brandon

will always love meli ONLY forever and ever!!
Is the most caring, hilarious, beastly guy ever..that has an amazing kool-aid smile!

Damn i wish my boyfriend was a brandon.

by 9BBYLUV2 March 22, 2009

Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.

Wow poor Brandon he smells like shit

by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017

Lets Go Brandon

Used by the shit fetish community when speaking about shit coming out of the asshole. Lets Go refers to supporting the shit coming out, meanwhile Brandon is a replacement for "browning", another word for the action of shitting. Brandon is used as a replacement due to its similarity to the original word as well as its ambiguity to the general public.

Shit enthusiast 1: "I think they're about to shit!"

Shit enthusiast 2: "fuck yeah! Lets Go Brandon!"

by ThiccumsPickums69 December 28, 2021

Brandon Turn

Brandon Turn. The inability to complete a turn in 3 points or less. If person/subject changes from reverse to first whilst turning more than 3 times this equals a brandon turn.

Shit mate can't you complete a normal turn, thats a brandon. HEY!! no Brandon Turn your wearing out my gear box.

by jizzhead April 11, 2009

Brandonese

When a friend spews more bullshit than that Linda Blair in the Exorcist, but enough data is discernable to make out the "real truth"

Brandon said "I lost 40 pounds in the last two months from only getting one hour of sleep per night and eating only two saltines per day, since that's all i can keep down." translation from Brandonese to English: I'm still fat as fuck and although i supposedly joined the best fucking gym in the universe, I will have Pussy dripping off me in no time! uhhhh yeah, i see that happening.

by The Bootjacker May 5, 2011